Today, Dan and Jordan tip their toes back into the past to see what was going on in simpler times.  In this installment, Alex scolds a caller who suggests violence, and interviews the DJ's who got suspended for playing Dixie Chicks after they'd been banned from the radio station for opposing the Iraq War.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on some modern day Alex.  In this installment, Dan is a little down in the dumps about yet another bombshell that turns out to be a dud, and Alex solves the mystery of the Colonial Pipeline hack.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how last week ended on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex discovers another bombshell that turns out to be a dud, a bunch of stunt lawsuits are announced, Alex gives humanity a 10% chance of avoiding the rise of Lord Humungus.

Today, Dan and Jordan look back exactly 18 years in the past to see what Alex Jones was up to. In this installment, Alex and a guest make some bad predictions, and evidence piles up that Dan is a witch.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how the last week ended on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex stokes religious tensions, interviews someone who probably got tricked by a pyramid scheme, and definitely doesn't talk about Matt Gaetz news.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the early week on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets mad at the Oscars, makes stuff up about Covid deaths, and talks to the silliest phone salesman in the game.

Today, Dan and Jordan continue to look deep in the past to try to figure out if Alex Jones thought he was fighting the literal devil for his entire career. In this installment, the left-right paradigm is transcended, microchips are okay for Special Forces, and the Republic of Texas continues to be annoying.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the modern day of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex prepares for and deals with the Chauvin verdict, reveals that maybe Bill Maher has been a good guy all along, and gets caught up in the need to whistle.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how the last week wrapped up on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex discusses the Human Resources problems of the Globalists, advocates swimming in sewage, and reveals new developments in his religious narcissism.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is dealing with the recent arrest of one of his cameraman who joined in the capitol storming on Jan. 6.  Also, one of Alex's lawyers has decided to start a new career in confusing, hacky stand-up.

Today, Dan and Jordan get back to work by taking a trip back to 2003 to see what Alex Jones was up to back then. In this installment, the gents learn that the Civil War was a false flag and find a hint that Alex may have believed that he was fighting the literal devil all along. 

Today, Dan and Jordan check in with Alex Jones in the aftermath of him pretending to have saved some children from human smugglers. In this installment, Alex makes escalates the situation even further, and talks to a clearly unhinged Ted Nugent.

Today, Dan and Jordan experience what should have been the April Fools episode of the Alex Jones Show, but wasn't. In this installment, Alex explains Romeo and Juliet, and Dan explores Alex's newest "smoking gun of all smoking guns."

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex laments how women are traitors, and spends a bizarre amount of time defending Matt Gaetz against the recent allegations that have been raised against him.

Today, Dan and Jordan jump deep into the past to check in and see how Alex Jones was doing back in the middle of George W. Bush's presidency. In this installment, the gents explore what it means to be "above the two-party illusion," add new entries to the list of accused communists, and learn if you can still legally play musical chairs.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones' return from his secret mission to Connecticut and puzzle over the countless possibilities of what he was doing there. Also, Alex is grossly xenophobic and Dan gets disappointed by Jim Hoft's brother.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a trip back to the past to enjoy a decade-plus old chat between Alex Jones, Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo. Also, Alex defends someone who is definitely not a witch.

Today, Dan and Jordan continue their observation of Alex Jones. In this installment, Alex experiences the highest highs and lowest lows on the same show, decides to turn on Trump (again), and endangers the safety of his listeners in a more direct way than usual.

Today, Dan and Jordan welcome Alex Jones back from his Floridian grocery store based vacation.  In this installment, Alex lies about some celebrity deaths, decides that Avatar is predictive programming, and ruins Jordan's faith in people named Stew.

Today, Dan and Jordan are disappointed to learn that Alex Jones has been hanging out in a Florida grocery store all week, so they turn their attention to the Infowars morning show, The American Journal. In this installment, Stewart Rhodes makes poor excuses for his actions, and conversation on the Journal takes a turn toward the Nazi side of things.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the viral clip that came out last week of Alex Jones saying he wished he'd never met Trump, and the conflicted path that led Dan down.

Today, Dan and Jordan go on a time-traveling adventure to gather some more information about the day back in 2010 when Alex supposedly first covered the "Operation Lockstep" document. In this installment, Alex says "hanky panky" twice, and a painfully transparent SEO scam is hatched.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the Sunday episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex does running commentary over Trump's speech at CPAC, and airs one of the most bewildering commercials Dan has ever heard.

Today, Dan and Jordan go on a time travel adventure to enjoy a chat between Alex Jones and Steve Pieczenik from years past. In this installment, the gents learn of the Poop Bandits, enjoy an Alex Movie Review, and find shocking connections between the past and present.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how last week ended at Infowars studios. In this installment, Alexander Jones has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.