Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones decided to throw a (possibly very fake) press conference after his custody trial concluded. Topics covered include:

• Is there a world record for Time Spent Surviving Pregnant On A Boat?
• How often does Alex scold people for not being on board with chimeras?
• Does Alex Jones know what trolling is?
• How much better would Alex Jones be with a dedicated hype man?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the April 25 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The day before, Chobani yogurt announced that they were suing InfoWars for defamation, so this episode is Alex's very ill-advised response to that news. Watch as he lies about the facts of the case and says many things he can't take back and will be used against him in court.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about a special report Alex Jones put out on April 22nd, wherein Alex Jones steps deeply into a pit of quicksand made up entirely of his own lies. Topics covered:

• Does Alex like cigars because they look like dicks?
• Is Alex Jones a complete liar about Sandy Hook?
• Alex Jones is a complete liar about Sandy Hook

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones called in a field report (most likely recorded during his drive into court) on the April 21st episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

• Is Alex Jones a Philip K Dick expert?
• Is Bill O'Reilly the victim of a Globalist Plot?
• Can Alex make Bill O'Reilly's downfall about himself?
• What does Alex's lawyer think about the InfoWars branded sleep aid?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Special Report that Alex Jones released on Monday, April 17th. Topics include:

• Did Alex breach his gag order on air?
• Is Google actively delisting InfoWars?
• How complicated are Dan's feelings about how to deal with Alex's custody trial?
• Did Alex bang all the girls in his school at age 15?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the April 14th episode of The Alex Jones Show. That day, Alex was joined on air by two of the largest non-Alex Jones voices in the world of right wing propaganda, Mike Cernovich and Gavin (Nigel?) McGuinness. Topics covered include:

• How proud are the boys?
• How many inaccurate population stats can Alex rattle off in 30 seconds?
• Seriously, how proud are the boys?
• How would the alt-right deconstruct Saved By The Bell?

Today, Dan tells Jordan about something bizarre that happened on the April 11th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Is Alex's childhood pet a guiding metaphor for his life?
• Why was Alex's dog named "Nonk?"
• Is Alex's mom responsible for Alex's horribly toxic masculinity?
• Do we need to leave Earth?

Today, Dan tells Jordan a bit more about why he believes that taking Alex Jones out of context, or using him in funny clip montages is a dangerous game that you really can't win. To illustrate his point, the two discuss a video that Alex released recently in response to Media Matters posting a clip of his. It's a cycle with no winners, and truly the only way out is to utilize a different approach, namely the Knowledge Fight Approach.

WARNING: This episode involves discussion of Alex Jones's misleading coverage of stories about child abuse, and thus the subject matter may be difficult for some to listen to. Attempts were made to make the episode as palatable as possible, but be advised that listener discretion is advised if you are sensitive to those sorts of issues.

In today's episode Dan tells Jordan about the March 31st episode of The Alex Jones Show, where Dan posits that Alex Jones has hit a new low.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Special Report Alex Jones released on March 30th. It was supposed to be about Democrats trying to take out Trump, but really it was just Alex getting on air drunk for over two hours and saying a bunch of horrible things. Topics covered include:

• A $54 million skull covered in diseased semen
• Alex Jones swearing for over a minute straight
• Alex Jones may or may not be thinking about selling his car
• How many ways are there to learn things?

Today's episode is a little bit different. Today, Dan tells Jordan about the findings of his investigation into a narrative that Alex pitched through the entire week of March 20-24, and demonstrates pretty well that Alex is pretty full of shit.

The narrative has to do with alleged proof that the NSA was spying on Trump (and many others), but upon closer examination, the bizarre story weaves into the actions of a racist Arizona sheriff, a gambling addict with a deep history of fraud, and a completely insane lawyer.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the happenings of the March 23rd episode of The Alex Jones Show.  Topics include:

• Alex's clearly forced Pizzagate apology
• Alex Jones possibly losing a friend
• Is Alex Jones a Time Traveling Documentarian?
• Does Alex understand children's Bible stories?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened during the last hour of the March 16th episode and the entire March 17th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Which late nite host is a secret patriot?
• Has Alex ever read an actual article that he discusses on air?
• Is it actually good that Trump disrespected Merkel?
• Can Dan and Jordan survive a 3 hour podcast while both kind of sick?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 14th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Who does Alex want to bareknuckle box for charity?
• Can Alex take a joke?
• Did an Iowa high school force kids to apologize for wearing red, white and blue?
• Does Paul Joseph Watson not know who Ted Nugent is?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the March 9th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• What exactly is "race pimping?"
• Is Alex Jones afraid of witches?
• Is anti-vaccination belief largely based on 50 year old science and debunked studies?
• Has John Rappoport hung up that picture yet?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 6th episode of The Alex Jones Show, plus they discuss celebrity drop-ins from "lovable weirdo" Eddie Bravo and "potentially a Nazi" Jesse James.  Topics discussed include:

• Are Gen. Flynn and Jeff Sessions the real victims?
• Is listening to Alex Jones unofficially required of servicemen?
• Does Alex think that random memes are "primary sources?"
• Can one be both a literal and metaphorical vampire?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 3, 2017 episode of the Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Is it actually legal to be selling gun parts through a radio show?
• Is Obama "Robin Hooding" billions to "cop-killing groups?"
• Is 90% or more of crime just made up by people who want attention?
• Why are the Chicken-Necks so damned arrogant?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on a very bizarre March 1st episode of the Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Can Dan and Jordan find some unexpected common ground with Alex?
• Can they find multiple points of agreement with Alex?
• Does Alex believe that "white racism" exists?

Plus, enjoy a bonus episode recorded on Feb 6, where Dan tells "Replacement Jordan" Marty DeRosa about what Alex's Super Bowl Sunday show was like.

Today, Dan tells "Replacement Jordan," comedian Justin Golak, all about what happened on the Alex Jones Show on Feb 7, 2017. Topics include:

• Do Globalists plan to kill us all off in our 90s?
• What is the gayest instrument?
• How much coverage of terrorism is "enough" coverage of terrorism?
• Is there a "Shadow Library?"

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the unfortunate turn that Alex Jones took on the Feb 24th episode of his show.  Topics include:

• Did they take the bait with the pickles?
• Does Alex want to kill trans people?
• Does Alex think he was born with super powers?
• Was Alex joking when he said repeatedly that Michelle Obama is a man?

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the wild, earth-shattering changes that took place in the world of Alex Jones between Monday, Feb 21st and Tuesday, Feb 22nd.  Topics include:

• Can Alex do character based improv comedy?
• Does Alex actually know what "strawman" means?
• How much money did Alex lose overnight?
• Did that New York Times article turn out well?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the what was going on in the world of Alex Jones on Feb 17, 2017. Topics covered include:

• Are chicken bones "the cleanest bones?"
• Dan and Jordan conceive of the best sitcom idea ever
• Does Alex Jones low-key try to drop a rap verse?
• Does Trump have a super power that involves phones?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened with Alex Jones on Feb 14, 2017. Topics include:

• Did Alex recently read Dracula?
• Is Gen. Flynn's issue that he's just too great?
• Can Globalists reproduce?
• Is science fiction a conspiracy?

On today's show, Dan tells Jordan all about a SPECIAL REPORT from sometimes guest host of the Alex Jones Show, Jon Rappoport, about "mind control on college campuses." Topics covered include:

• How many years of research does it take to take a quote or statistic out of context?
• How hard is it to hang a picture?
• Is Jon Rappoport Batman?
• Is "safe space culture" a real thing?

On today's episode, Dan explains what went down on the Feb 10th episode of the Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

• What percent of blackface is done "reverently?"
• Was the Civil War a false flag?
• Has Alex gotten any better at media criticism?
• Did Alex just commit a crime on air?