Today, Dan and Jordan self-quarantine from Alex Jones' nonsense by taking a vacation into the exotic, very trivial world of Lionel's career.
Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the very tumultuous days at the end of last week on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets very defensive about news articles about how he has been selling his silver, comes out as a Tom Hanks truther, and almost accidentally says that he enjoys killing people.
Today, Dan and Jordan set out to cover the period of the Alex Jones Show in the immediate aftermath of him shaving his head to see if it changed his vibe. In this installment, Alex's convoluted coronavirus narratives continue, Alex tells a tale of a night in jail, and has his mind blown by Rush.
Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the beginning of last week on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex's coronavirus narrative shifts considerably, Alex desperately tries to start a fight with Sebastian Gorka, and a disproportionate amount of time is spent mocking Bloomberg's eating habits.
[CW: At approximately 3:05:00, Alex and a guest discuss BPD and self-harm in a very gross way.]
Today, Dan and Jordan have to stop the presses on Alex Jones because the newest installment of the Mark Richards interview series was released over at Project Camelot, and that is not something that can wait. In this installment, the gents learn about UK UFO business, dumb takes on public health, and the coming X-Men threat.
Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones' horribly misguided rally at CPAC. It was an event full of real dumb weirdos, from doomed congressional candidates and longshot grifters to Nick Fuentes. The goal was to get Trump's attention about the cause of free speech, but the end result is probably everyone waking up the next day not feeling like they did a good job.
Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the last episode of The Alex Jones Show before Alex takes off for a week out of town trying to get attention by bullhorning people around CPAC. In this installment, Alex talks to three jerks and spends most of his time trying to sell his survival food.
Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the episode of The Alex Jones Show where Alex covers the sentencing of his buddy Roger Stone. In this installment, Alex tries to yell at reporters through an intermediary, becomes overwhelmed with his own narratives about the coronavirus, and takes a big swing-and-a-miss with covering a Trump speech live.
Today, Dan and Jordan reflect on the sentencing of Roger Stone in a very somber way, by discussing some recent video that was released of his very angry and very petty deposition a defamation suit.
Today, Dan and Jordan take a much needed break from Alex Jones to try to recapture some of the magic of talking about space weirdos a little. In this installment, the gents learn that a long-dead celebrity may still be alive and discover a new way to power your home.
Today, Dan and Jordan discuss some recent affairs on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex calls for a whole ton of murders, passive-aggressively abuses his own lawyer, and is just generally wrong about things.
Today, Dan and Jordan continue tracking the modern day adventures of Alex Jones. In this installment, Alex gets really mad that one of his employees used 311 as intro music, dips his toe back into Seth Rich conspiracies, and confesses to multiple brutal murders.
Today, Dan and Jordan witness Alex Jones' theories about the coronavirus mutate into suspicions of race-specific bioweapons and false flags. Also, Alex remains very fixated with Trump's use of swearing in a speech.
Today, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex Jones' return to the studio to see how he's doing with the big news of the day. In this installment, Alex becomes fixated on outlawing the Democratic party, goes buckwild on selling his products, and explains how to defeat a fever.
Today, Dan and Jordan have to deal with Alex Jones being out of studio in the present day, so they decided to take a look at what Alex was up to on the day of the Iowa caucus back in 2012.
Today, Dan and Jordan keep their eyes on the present day of the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets too angry to start his show because he saw a picture of a guy he doesn't like, lies about a past career, and takes his Coronavirus coverage to "reporting on memes" level.
Today, Dan and Jordan continue their coverage of Alex Jones' horribly irresponsible coverage of the news. In this installment, Alex tries to turn a quarantined city into a sales pitch for his food buckets, and Steve Pieczenik stops by to make a bombshell announcement about the Coronavirus.
Today, Dan and Jordan check in to track Alex Jones' ongoing coverage of the news of the day. In this installment, The Health Ranger declares that humanity as a whole is finished, and Alex gets some therapy from an old friend who likes to hide in bushes.
Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is doing with the beginning of Trump's impeachment trial. In this installment, Alex gives up on covering the impeachment, attempts to launch a bird-brained conspiracy about the Coronavirus, and warns of shrinking genitals.
Today, Dan and Jordan take a short look at some side-issues going on in Alex Jones World, including a very weird ad-pitch Alex did, and Alex's son's new show which starts out on an awful foot.
Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at how Alex Jones carried out his business at the end of last week. In this installment, Alex does everything in his power to stress that if there's trouble at the rally in Richmond, it will be a false flag. Also, Alex tries to interview a baby, which is not a joke.
Today, Dan and Jordan check in and see what Alex Jones has been up to lately. In this installment, the gents find Alex decrying how California teaches sexual vampirism in school, then interviewing Richard Spencer in a horribly misguided attempt to accuse him of being "controlled opposition."
Today, Dan and Jordan wrap up their investigation into Alex Jones' coverage after the tragedy at Sandy Hook, having realized they'd already found what they were looking for. In this installment, the gents jump ahead to cover a couple interviews with Wolfgang Halbig to see how Alex carried himself in that setting.
Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at how Alex Jones is dealing with the evolving situation involving the US and Iran. In this installment, Alex decides to toss analysis to the side and focus on ranting about how much he's scared of Islam. Also, Alex experiences some unfortunate tech issues.
Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is doing with the whole Trump/Iran situation. In this installment, Alex watched the Golden Globes which seems to have led him to concoct some bizarre theories about the fires in Australia. Also, Alex admits he tried to co-opt QAnon.