Today, Dan tells "Replacement Jordan," comedian Justin Golak, all about what happened on the Alex Jones Show on Feb 7, 2017. Topics include:

• Do Globalists plan to kill us all off in our 90s?
• What is the gayest instrument?
• How much coverage of terrorism is "enough" coverage of terrorism?
• Is there a "Shadow Library?"

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the unfortunate turn that Alex Jones took on the Feb 24th episode of his show.  Topics include:

• Did they take the bait with the pickles?
• Does Alex want to kill trans people?
• Does Alex think he was born with super powers?
• Was Alex joking when he said repeatedly that Michelle Obama is a man?

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the wild, earth-shattering changes that took place in the world of Alex Jones between Monday, Feb 21st and Tuesday, Feb 22nd.  Topics include:

• Can Alex do character based improv comedy?
• Does Alex actually know what "strawman" means?
• How much money did Alex lose overnight?
• Did that New York Times article turn out well?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the what was going on in the world of Alex Jones on Feb 17, 2017. Topics covered include:

• Are chicken bones "the cleanest bones?"
• Dan and Jordan conceive of the best sitcom idea ever
• Does Alex Jones low-key try to drop a rap verse?
• Does Trump have a super power that involves phones?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened with Alex Jones on Feb 14, 2017. Topics include:

• Did Alex recently read Dracula?
• Is Gen. Flynn's issue that he's just too great?
• Can Globalists reproduce?
• Is science fiction a conspiracy?

On today's show, Dan tells Jordan all about a SPECIAL REPORT from sometimes guest host of the Alex Jones Show, Jon Rappoport, about "mind control on college campuses." Topics covered include:

• How many years of research does it take to take a quote or statistic out of context?
• How hard is it to hang a picture?
• Is Jon Rappoport Batman?
• Is "safe space culture" a real thing?

On today's episode, Dan explains what went down on the Feb 10th episode of the Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

• What percent of blackface is done "reverently?"
• Was the Civil War a false flag?
• Has Alex gotten any better at media criticism?
• Did Alex just commit a crime on air?

Today, Dan and Jordan go in blind for a special mini episode of the podcast, where they are going to listen to a randomly selected video from InfoWars YouTube channel.

Do they get lucky and stumble into some insanity, or does life decide to be cruel and end up dishing them a David Knight video? Only one way for you to find out.

Today, Dan explains to Jordan all about what happened on the Alex Jones Show on February 6, 2017. Topics covered include:

• What news makes Alex Jones physically sick to read?
• How long can Dan and Jordan listen to Milo Yiannopolis without turning him off?
• Does Alex have any historical regrets about WW2?
• Is George Soros cool, or super uncool?

On today's episode, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones got really drunk on episode #911 of the Joe Rogan Experience. Topic covered include:

• Does Alex have excuses for his Y2K episode that actually make his actions worse?
• Does Alex believe what he believes the elites secretly believe?
• When discussing Paragraph B, does Paragraph C matter?
• Who, other than your least favorite uncle, calls whiskey "apple juice?"
• How much Isaac Asimov has Alex read?

Jordan has returned from his work-cation in London just in time to have Dan explain what's been going on in the world of Alex Jones for the last week or so. Topics covered include:

• Does Mexico have an invisible southern wall?
• Can Alex Jones do a decent Optimus Prime impression?
• How long can Alex watch CNN without losing his shit?
• If you torture people, do you have to kill them?

Today, Jordan is on a work-cation to London, so Dan tells "Fill In Jordan" (and fantastic comedian) Tyler Snodgrass all about what's happened this week on The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

• Is Alex Jones a hypocrite about the right to choose?
• Is Alex super defensive about how he wasn't drunk over inauguration weekend, despite very clear evidence that he was?
• How not gay is Alex?
• Is the universe really just a "spiritual spider web?"

On today's show, Dan tells Jordan about Alex Jones' breakdown of President Trump's inauguration speech.  Topics covered include:

• Did Obama really tell 3rd World Countries they couldn't have cars?
• Did God put Trump into power, and does that make Alex fake cry?
• Was Alex Jones drunk for most of inauguration weekend?
• Alex was almost certainly drunk for most of inauguration weekend

On today's episode, Dan tells Jordan about what has happened in the world of Alex Jones in the last week, particularly on January 19, 2017. Topics covered include:

• Why aren't you mad that clones don't have rights?
• Does a tape of Trump saying the N-word exist?
• If it does exist, what should Trump do about it?
• Is kissing your wife sexual assault?

On this episode, Dan reports back to Jordan about some research he was inspired to do after listening to some of Alex Jones' special reports, filed while he was on the road.  Topics covered include:

• What do statistics really look like for Infowars?
• How many radio stations in Kane, PA is Alex broadcast on?
• Does Alex hate that he is being forced to talk about pee?
• Should Alex give it all up and become a stand up comic?

A couple citations for the research done:

1. List of stations Alex Jones is broadcast on
2. Infowars' affiliate contract
3. Infowars' press packet
4. FFS LLC's press packet

On today's adventure, Dan tells Jordan all about a report Alex Jones posted purporting to explain the Secret of 2017.  Topics covered include:

• Does Phish have one good song?
• Would Alex Jones be fun to hang out with late night at a dive bar?
• Can an external observer read the mind of Megyn Kelly?
• The declining quality in the food at Luby's Diner

On this episode, Dan fills Jordan in on all the happenings on the December 31, 1999 edition of The Alex Jones Show. They touch on:

• Does Alex believe that the Y2K bug is going to strike?
• Are there concentration camps in Austin?
• How easily is it to convince Alex that a power plant has been blown up?
• Did we all survive Y2K?

On this pilot episode, Dan explains the happenings on the Alex Jones Show for Jan 2, 2017. Topics covered include:

• Was George Soros a literal Nazi?
• Are China and Saudi Arabia working together?
• Who listens to InfoWars?
• What, specifically, is a "digital dropbox?"
• When, exactly, should a person pray?