Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the modern day of The Alex Jones Show to see how things are going. In this installment, Alex admits to punching a dog, plans to sneak into an assisted living center, and complains about Borat.

Today, Dan and Jordan go back to take a look at the days just before the 2016 election to compare them to how things look nowadays. In this installment, Alex gets obsessed with art, makes fun of some random goths, and seems very different in a particular way.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how the week began on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex totally doesn't get mad at a caller, Jordan demands specifics about the Devil's powers, and Steve Pieczenik puts forth a confusing and upsetting plan to take down "Big Tech."

Today, Dan and Jordan put present day Alex Jones on time-out, and take a glimpse into the past. In this installment, Alex brings in the big guns to cover the death of Antonin Scalia, which ends up mostly being about a suspicious van.

Today, Dan and Jordan learn what happens when Paul Joseph Watson calls in sick to work.  Alex does not handle it well.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Monday's episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex donates to a hopelessly doomed Congressional candidate on air, gives Johnny Rotten an honorary doctorate, and gets really bored with the Supreme Court nomination hearings.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on to see how Alex Jones covered the fact that a fly landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate, and come away disappointed.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is handling the news that Donald Trump has tested positive for Covid-19. It was a strange weekend for everyone, but few as strange as Alex, starting in denial on Friday and ending up crying on air on Sunday.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at Alex Jones' coverage of the first presidential debate of the 2020 election. The debate itself was a mess, and Alex's show was basically the same thing, but with a few extra childish sound effects and blood-based accusations.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex covered the New York Times story about Trump's taxes. In this installment, Alex allows David Icke to say profoundly dumb things on air, Alex reveals that he knows nothing about history or the constitution, and Alex nearly overdoses on chills.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see what Alex Jones' response was to Trump's nomination of Amy Coney Barrett as a Supreme Court Justice. Jordan may compare it to "eating a bowl of poo" more than once.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how Alex Jones has been handling the news of the week. As it turns out, he deals with stressful times by being really racist and expounding on nonsensical plans he thinks the devil has.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones and Infowars covered the news of the passing of Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg.  

Today, Dan and Jordan poke their noses around the Alex Jones Show to see what's going on. In this installment, Alex takes calls from his listeners on what they should think about Trump supporting a vaccine, and Roger Stone seems to have grown out of supporting Alex's theories.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex Jones to see what he's up to.  In this installment, Alex rambles a bit about the devil, discusses how he was appointed by God at the age of three to be a major pillar of the fight against the devil, and makes excuses about why he hasn't been on Rogan's podcast.

Today, Dan and Jordan go on a time-traveling adventure to explore what was going on with Alex Jones on the day of a couple of Wonks' wedding day. In this installment, Alex picks a surprise fight with Ron Paul, helps Jesse Ventura promote a horribly-titled book, and engages in some familiar salesmanship.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on what Alex Jones is up to in the present day. In this installment, the gents see what Alex thinks about the Bob Woodward news, football video game stats, and whether or not Joe Rogan is censoring him.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a Wacky Wednesday break to explore a recent interview that Sweary Kerry did with someone who may or may not be Jean-Claude Van Damme. In this installment, the gents learn about Tesla, whether or not Kerry's tried to get on Banned dot Video, and how bad the CIA's severance package really is.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the end of the last week on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, the gents get a showcase of dumb callers, and Alex suggesting that his audience could be "pawn sacrifices" in the battle against his enemies.

Today, Dan and Jordan snap to the present to see how things are going on the Alex Jones Show. They find a man desperately trying to raise money and rambling about a meme featuring Hoover Dam.

Today, Dan and Jordan attempt to take a Wacky Wednesday break by looking into a possible show featuring space weirdos. In this installment, the gents learn a little more about the first space captain they met, and discover the physical state of souls.

Today, Dan and Jordan try to wrestle with Alex Jones' behavior in the stretch of time between the police shooting of Jacob Blake and the shooting of protesters in Kenosha last week.

Today, Jordan sends Dan on a Time Travel Adventure into the past to see what was happening on Alex Jones' show back on 6/6/16, the most recent Devil Date.  In this installment, Alex teases that he may know who Trump is going to pick as his VP, Rob Dew goes to a fascist rally in Germany and finds a friend, and Tucker Carlson proves himself a sooth-sayer.

Today, Dan and Jordan experience how the past week ended on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Dan needed closure on the "ShadowGate/Millie Weaver gets fired" situation, which Alex sort of provides. Also, a couple of Alex's friends gloat about Steve Bannon's arrest.

Today, Dan and Jordan trace the beginning of the week on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex deals with the fallout of the release of Millie Weaver's "documentary" ShadowGate, pretends that it's totally cool that Roger Stone dropped his super-important appeal, and goes all-in on Laura Loomer's congressional campaign.