Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Special Report that Alex Jones put out on Saturday, May 19th. Alex doesn't usually work on Saturdays, so you know something serious is up. As it turns out, it looks like Roger Stone is in trouble, so Alex headed to the studio to vaguely threaten Robert Mueller and lie a bunch about some dead guys.
Today, Dan listens to the voice of the people and brings Jordan up to speed on what is going on in modern day Alex Jones. Unfortunately, the day that they end up covering involves Alex reporting on the murder of over 50 Palestinians by Israeli soldiers by mostly just talking about Muslims being bad. That isn't the most fun, but to make things even less fun, Milo Yiannopoulos shows up to "joke around" with Alex to try to drum up some cheap free press about their dumb jokes.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened between January 22nd and 25th, 2009 on the Alex Jones Show. There's some truly absurd stuff here, including appearances from Joe Rogan and a legit rap legend. Plus, the gents learn a little more about Bob Chapman, the man who saw Ronald Reagan get pegged.
It's a Wednesday in May, so that means it's time for Dan and Jordan to dip their toes into the murky waters of Project Camelot. Today, the two discuss an interview with a guy who is well-acquainted with Mantis aliens, as they learn about the much-debated "Mantis Agenda"
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the January 21, 2009 episode of The Alex Jones Show. Barack Obama has been president for exactly one day, and Alex is already way off board with the idea of giving him a chance. Alex spends most of the show poorly parsing Obama's inauguration speech, then welcomes two complete weirdo guests to spice things up.
Today, Dan tells "Fill In Jordan" Marty DeRosa about how in 2013, Alex Jones did an interview with WWE's own Kane (aka Glen Jacobs). The gents discuss how stupid libertarianism is at its core, how weird it is that "The Devil's Favorite Demon" was a guest on devil-fearing Alex's show, and how great the soundtrack of Josie And The Pussycats was.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how Kerry Cassidy of Project Camelot just posted her newest discussion of an interview she conducted with Mark Richards. Depending on who you ask, Mark Richards either is a crazy person who orchestrated a murder in 1984, or he is a Secret Space Captain who was framed because his friendship with Raptor Aliens makes him too dangerous to the New World Order. Whatever you may believe, the new information we learn today is potentially earth-shaking.
Today, Dan tells Jordan about how different a man Alex Jones was in 2009. To be fair, there were a lot of similarities, but this dude is not 2018 Alex. Enjoy Jordan going on a damn roller coaster
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the April 23rd episode of The Alex Jones Show, and about how sick he is getting of how boring the show is in present day. The gents talk a little bit about Alex's newfound love of Kanye West, they find two instances of Alex admitting he often has no idea what he's talking about, and someone may do a spit-take.
Today, Dan needs an "Alex Jones Break," so he decided to go back and see if there were any old Mark Richards interviews on Project Camelot that he hasn't told Jordan about yet. As luck would have it, he found a few, and Jordan finally gets to learn the truth about all of America's wars, whether or not AI have souls, and the mysterious "ant beings."
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the events of April 18, 2018 on the Alex Jones Show. Most people were rightly very caught up in paying attention to how Alex was being sued by Sandy Hook families, but they may have caught a couple of very important things, like a street artist accidentally admitting on air that he was a part of a smear campaign against a senator.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how it took Alex Jones approximately two days to walk back most of his "turning on Trump." More importantly the gents notice a trend of Alex looking to turn his audience into a straight-up doomsday cult.
Today, Dan tells Jordan about how Alex Jones publicly turned on Donald Trump after Trump ordered airstrikes against Syria. Is Alex being intellectually sincere? No. Is Alex drunk as hell? Yes. Does Alex kind of imply that he's had sex with a man at some point? Kinda. It's a messed up show.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the press conference that Alex Jones held in Washington DC on April 10, 2018. Actually, that's not true, they talk about that a little bit, but mostly talk about how stupid the Q and A session that Alex held after the conference was.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how he had to jump up his investigation into the past because Alex Jones' show was terribly produced in 2008, and thus they find themselves in 2009 moving forward. In this installment, the gents discuss how Alex use to understand that cops were unjustly killing black people, how Alex used to have to allow his sponsors to come on air as guests, and how hilarious Kinky Friedman is.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a very important 2006 interview Alex Jones did with "movie producer turned conspiracy theorist" Aaron Russo. This interview is a very large piece of Alex's mythology, and upon closer analysis, it is actually a document that may offer a troubling insight into Alex himself.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the April 4th episode of The Alex Jones Show. The gents talk a bit about how cool George Soros' dad was, how much of an idiot Mike Adams is, and how Alex thinks his ex-wife is "the liberal media."
Today, Dan tells Jordan a little bit about what happened on the April 2, 2018 episode of The Alex Jones Show. It's mostly just a quick demonstration that Alex is pathetically and desperately afraid of a high school kid. Then, your hosts break down the remaining entries in the Alex Jones Drops Bracket. Voting is open now in the Facebook group: Go Home And Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant.
Today, Dan and Jordan deal with what Alex Jones was up to last week, while Jordan was on vacation. Tune in for the part where Alex talks about how he's been a part of 10 abortions in his life, stay for the hosts arguing about how much respect a guest should get.
Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how Alex spent a week talking himself into exploiting his own child for political purposes. It's not a great time, and Jordan hates it. It's hard to blame him, but this conversation cannot be ignored.
Today, Dan is joined by "Fill-In Jordan" Matt Riggs to discuss the March 23rd episode of the Alex Jones Show. Today we learn that Roger Stone has convinced Alex that Trump hiring John Bolton is totally cool, that Alex is worried about getting bullied by a high school student, and that Silicon Valley is a conspiracy.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the events of the last week on The Alex Jones Show. The topics covered range from Laura Loomer lying about her own reporting, Alex being dumb about the McCarthyism, and Alex saying something so racist it is baffling.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the time that Charlie Sheen popped up on The Alex Jones Show and began the uncomfortable public spectacle that would take on a life of its own. Most people remember the quotes, but many forget that the kick-off occurred on The Alex Jones Show. Come for the uncomfortable rambling, stay for Alex being a bad friend for broadcasting this.
Today, Dan tells Jordan about how Alex Jones came into the studio probably drunk on St. Patrick's Day and rambled a bunch on nonsense about European crowns, how much Trump loves you, and how much Alex hates getting texts from his wife. Also, the Alex Jones Drops Bracket begins!