Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the groundbreaking (?) 16th installment in his investigation into what happened in 2015 to get Alex Jones to join up with Team Trump. Topics covered include:

• What HBO cast did Alex convert to loving guns?
• Did Alex enjoy The Martian?
• How much does Alex love Russia? (quite a bit)
• Does Alex finally support Trump?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the August 23rd episode of The Alex Jones Show, where a visit from horrible monster Joe Arpaio is the least important development. Topics covered include:

• Has Alex seen "literal goblins?"
• Why did Roger Stone get banned from most TV networks?
• What cartoon character is totally not based on Alex Jones?
• Do those goblins have any superpowers?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 15th installment of his increasingly frustrating investigation into why Alex Jones joined up with Team Trump back in 2015. Topics covered include:

• How many of Alex's guests can make completely embarrassing predictions on the show?
• How many terrible impressions is Alex capable of?
• What is less likely than Larry Nichols becoming a duck?
• Is Randy Quaid "credible?"

Today, Dan and Jordan time travel back to 2011 to satisfy the request of Policy Wonk Charles. Dan tells Jordan all about what Alex Jones was up to six and a half years ago, and the topics covered include:

• What was Alex selling before he started selling weird pills?
• Which president may or may not have lived a secret life?
• How much does Alex know about Austin banking?
• Where should you hide your guns, and where should you NOT hide your guns?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 14th installment in his investigation into why Alex Jones decided to team up with Donald Trump in 2015. Topics covered include:

• How convincing is Alex at pretending to have a panic attack on air?
• How shamefully can Alex fanboy out over a visit from Matt Drudge?
• How many Globalists are there?
• How many friends does Alex have that fell for the "Nigerian Prince" email scam?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how Alex Jones responded to the tragic events that took place over the weekend in Charlottesville, VA. Not surprisingly, Alex's take on the whole situation, and who he thinks the bad actors in the whole thing, are not what you might hope, but they're probably what you'd expect. Also, Dan and Jordan accidentally descend into a prolonged debate about guns.

Today, Dan tells Replacement Jordan, comedian Matt Riggs, all about what happened on the August 9th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

• How often does Alex get visited by Satan?
• Does Alex sometimes describe people as "evil," but like in a good way?
• Is Roger Stone pretending to be in a secret society?
• Why the hell does Adam Curry guest on this episode?

Today, Jordan is about to embark on a vacation overseas, but before he goes, Dan has to tell him all about what has been going on lately on The Alex Jones Show. He briefly touches on the nonsense Alex has been selling about Seth Rich, but most of the episode has to do with a deeply, deeply troubling interview Alex conducts on the Friday installment of his show, where he disseminates pro-Putin propaganda.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the 13th (13th?) installment in his investigation into what happened to get Alex Jones to team up with Team Trump back in 2015. In this leg of the hunt, nothing really changes about Alex's feelings about Trump, but he does seem to throw a considerable amount of his weight behind another nationalist strongman, namely Putin. This leads Dan into a sea of rampant speculation.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the Aug. 1, 2017 episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Has Alex Jones been on a vacation in Hawaii for the last week?
• Did he run into any way-past-their-expiration-date celebrities while he was there?
• What did Alex find most troubling about the piece about him on Last Week Tonight?