Today, Dan and Jordan dip back into the past. In this installment, Alex horribly fumbles a story that he could have nailed, gets suspiciously defensive about how he cut his finger over the weekend, and is super condescending toward a guest from Harper's who mysteriously agreed to be on the show.
Today, Dan and Jordan celebrate 600 episodes by doing absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. In this installment, Alex drops a "Five-Exclamation Point Bombshell," seems to be softening on China for the wrong reasons, and reveals the location of the Fountain of Youth.
Today, Dan and Jordan go back to the past while Alex sits in Knowledge Time Out. In this installment, Alex misreports a bunch of stories involving cops, disappoints no less than three callers who want primary sources, and reveals why he does an evil voice when pretending to be one of his villains.
Today, Dan and Jordan deal with another "unacceptable" episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex does everything in his power to dehumanize refugees from Haiti, interviews a horrible person, and gets a bit defensive about how he's not as hot as he used to be.
Today, Dan and Jordan check back in on how things are going on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex helps a Florida grocer beg for a meeting with Gov. DeSantis, covers multiple fake stories he found on social media, and misreports an about three month old story about vaccines.
Today, Dan turns heel on the world by digging deeper into wackiness. In this installment, he tells Jordan about an episode of The Jim Bakker Show in order to infuriate him with details about the Court of Heaven.
What's wackier than a Wacky Wednesday? Obviously a Wacky Wednesday on a Monday. Today, Dan and Jordan check in on Camelot to learn a bit about JFK Jr, the various people portraying Joe Biden, and Deep State negotiations.
Today, Dan and Jordan discuss an episode of the Alex Jones Show that Dan has declared "unacceptable." In this installment, Alex fails to cover a bombshell, tries to record a commercial during his show twice, and interviews someone about how many people may actually secretly be vampire clones.
Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a very weird day on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex takes Ivermectin on air, pledges to work 14 hour days from now on, and admits that he's had Covid-19 two more times than Charles Barkley has won NBA championships.
Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones follows up having an interview with a guy about what it's like to go to heaven. Apparently the only fitting follow up is talking about Monkeypox and allowing a guest to recommend listeners get really good with a sniper rifle.