Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the 12/21/12 episode of The Alex Jones Show, way back when we nearly avoided a Mayan Apocalypse. Topics covered include:

• Alex Jones faking a visit from the Secret Service
• Did Alex learn anything from his disgraceful Y2K show?
• Does Alex's guest, renowned weirdo David Icke, believe in voodoo?
• Does David Icke think Sandy Hook was fake?

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about another installment in his investigation into what happened in 2015 to make Alex Jones lose his mind and join up with Trump.

Not a lot of Trump action on this episode, but Alex does flex on Dan's alma mater, the University of Missouri, so Dan sets him straight. Then, Alex brings on a cavalcade of completely insane guests.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the effective end of his investigation into what happened in 2015 to convince Alex Jones to join up with the Trump presidential campaign. Topics covered include:

• Alex admits on air that he has been in contact with Russian intelligence
• Roger Stone finally shows up on the show and plays Alex like a fiddle
• A lot of other stuff, but those two are overwhelming

Today, Dan tells Jordan a little bit about what happened on the Sept. 6-7 episodes of the Alex Jones Show.  Topics covered include:

• Does Alex treat humanitarian crises as sales opportunities?
• Is the world a simulation?
• Is the lady suing CNN a huge racist?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 17th installment of his investigation into why Alex Jones signed up with Donald Trump back in 2015. The mystery is unraveling a lot differently than expected, and that trend does not stop here. Topics covered today include:

• What happened to the "real life Crocodile Dundee?"
• Has Alex ever been in a comic book?
• Is tap water a "gay bomb?"

Today, Dan needs to take a break from explaining Alex Jones to Jordan, so instead he tells Jordan all about a story from the annals of Project Camelot.

In this installment, the gents explore JoAnne and Mark Richards, a married couple who claim to be deeply involved in the Secret Space Program. Are they really space travelers, or is Mark a very serious con-man who has a lot of fanciful stories about Space Raptors? Most likely that second option.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the groundbreaking (?) 16th installment in his investigation into what happened in 2015 to get Alex Jones to join up with Team Trump. Topics covered include:

• What HBO cast did Alex convert to loving guns?
• Did Alex enjoy The Martian?
• How much does Alex love Russia? (quite a bit)
• Does Alex finally support Trump?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the August 23rd episode of The Alex Jones Show, where a visit from horrible monster Joe Arpaio is the least important development. Topics covered include:

• Has Alex seen "literal goblins?"
• Why did Roger Stone get banned from most TV networks?
• What cartoon character is totally not based on Alex Jones?
• Do those goblins have any superpowers?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 15th installment of his increasingly frustrating investigation into why Alex Jones joined up with Team Trump back in 2015. Topics covered include:

• How many of Alex's guests can make completely embarrassing predictions on the show?
• How many terrible impressions is Alex capable of?
• What is less likely than Larry Nichols becoming a duck?
• Is Randy Quaid "credible?"

Today, Dan and Jordan time travel back to 2011 to satisfy the request of Policy Wonk Charles. Dan tells Jordan all about what Alex Jones was up to six and a half years ago, and the topics covered include:

• What was Alex selling before he started selling weird pills?
• Which president may or may not have lived a secret life?
• How much does Alex know about Austin banking?
• Where should you hide your guns, and where should you NOT hide your guns?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 14th installment in his investigation into why Alex Jones decided to team up with Donald Trump in 2015. Topics covered include:

• How convincing is Alex at pretending to have a panic attack on air?
• How shamefully can Alex fanboy out over a visit from Matt Drudge?
• How many Globalists are there?
• How many friends does Alex have that fell for the "Nigerian Prince" email scam?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how Alex Jones responded to the tragic events that took place over the weekend in Charlottesville, VA. Not surprisingly, Alex's take on the whole situation, and who he thinks the bad actors in the whole thing, are not what you might hope, but they're probably what you'd expect. Also, Dan and Jordan accidentally descend into a prolonged debate about guns.

Today, Dan tells Replacement Jordan, comedian Matt Riggs, all about what happened on the August 9th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

• How often does Alex get visited by Satan?
• Does Alex sometimes describe people as "evil," but like in a good way?
• Is Roger Stone pretending to be in a secret society?
• Why the hell does Adam Curry guest on this episode?

Today, Jordan is about to embark on a vacation overseas, but before he goes, Dan has to tell him all about what has been going on lately on The Alex Jones Show. He briefly touches on the nonsense Alex has been selling about Seth Rich, but most of the episode has to do with a deeply, deeply troubling interview Alex conducts on the Friday installment of his show, where he disseminates pro-Putin propaganda.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the 13th (13th?) installment in his investigation into what happened to get Alex Jones to team up with Team Trump back in 2015. In this leg of the hunt, nothing really changes about Alex's feelings about Trump, but he does seem to throw a considerable amount of his weight behind another nationalist strongman, namely Putin. This leads Dan into a sea of rampant speculation.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the Aug. 1, 2017 episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Has Alex Jones been on a vacation in Hawaii for the last week?
• Did he run into any way-past-their-expiration-date celebrities while he was there?
• What did Alex find most troubling about the piece about him on Last Week Tonight?

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the 12th installment into what happened in 2015 to convince Alex Jones to join up with the Trump presidential campaign. Topics covered include:

• How much does Alex hate Pope Francis?
• How much does Alex actually know about Pope Francis?
• Did Plato say that Mars had a connection with Atlantis?
• Does Alex invite his personal trainer onto the show as a guest?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the antisemitic plagiarized text The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and reads some passages from it that strangely mirror a lot of Alex Jones' views about "the Globalists."

Today, Dan may have bitten off more than he can chew as he continues to give Jordan the results of his ongoing investigation into what happened to get Alex Jones on to the Trump Train back in 2015. In this episode, Dan tries to cover way too long a stretch of time, in order to get to the end of Alex's 2015 Money Bomb, conveniently scheduled a few weeks before the end of the fiscal year.

There's a lot to cover, but thankfully Dan and Jordan have each other, and a guest appearance from their old friend, Red Wine, to help the medicine go down.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the 10th installment of his investigation into what happened in 2015 to make Alex Jones join up with Team Trump. This segment has very little to do with Trump, but is a nicely encapsulated tale of Alex being very stupid about race, getting his comeuppance, and completely ignoring being shown to be wrong.

Also, Dan complains about that Bon Iver/Alex Jones meme.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the breakthrough 9th installment into what happened in 2015 to convince Alex Jones to join up with the Trump campaign. Dan is pretty sure he's make a massive break in the case, but you can decide that for yourself. Topics covered include:

• Where did Alex's chimera narrative come from?
• Did Alex steal "Hillary For Prison" from a bumper sticker he saw?
• Does Alex Jones have a conceal-carry permit?
• What race of women is Alex most attracted to?

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the July 12th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Does Alex have 3 or 4 flawed rationalizations for Don Trump Jr's released emails?
• Is literally everything a Globalist plot?
• Who is the least talented member of the InfoWars team? (Its Mark Dice)
• Does Alex need to brush up on his Monty Python?

Today, Dan drops a special episode for you. Dan and Marty DeRosa's conspiracy theory podcast, That's What They Want You To Think, is returning, but many of you out there are not aware of why that is something to be excited about. So, here is a special taste of what that show is all about.

Recorded sometime in 2016, this episode features Dan and Marty exploring what happened during the Salem Witch Trials. To get access to the archives of past TWTWYTT episodes, and all the new episodes to come, donate to the show and become a Policy Wonk.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 8th installment of his investigation into what happened to Alex Jones in 2015 to get him to join Team Trump. This installment does not include a whole lot of development in Alex's opinions toward Trump, but it does cover the following topics:

• Jesse Ventura arguing circles around Alex Jones on his own show
• Alex reveals surprising drug use in his past
• PJW gets really racist
• Alex covers a shooting in the least human way possible

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the July 7th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

• Does Alex clearly lie about having read Plato?
• Did CNN blackmail a Reddit user who made a meme about Trump?
• How poorly is the "CNN Is Isis" contest going?
• Does Assad have a secret deal with our military?